“The first time my girlfriend and I had sex was interrupted by apartment maintenance trying to bust down the door. I quickly got dressed while my girlfriend hid in the bathroom. Unfortunately, a leak had been reported downstairs and he needed to check ALL the faucets.”

-Nathan (No last name)

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